The Wheel of Fortune reminds you that you know nothing. You actually have no control over the ultimate outcome of your situation. This is a neutral fact – what happens next is yours to decide the meaning of.
The Wheel of Fortune demands that you submit to what you can’t control. It’s not a bad thing, but you bet your ass it’s an inevitable thing.
The Wheel of Fortune can herald delight in the absurd mystery of life. This is the place where rubber chickens start showing up in scenes. The Wheel of Fortune’s stage name is Sarah Ann Dippity, and she’ll show you a crazy good time if you let her.